How to Move to Canada: A Discontented American's Guide to Canadian Relocation

My amazing ex-brother-in-law had a book released recently. It's quite a fun read and I'm so impressed with his creativity and his ability to evolve.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1492647330/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_2t-fyb7PQ0GXY

I've given up trying to keep up with my kids. I've lost them to the vortex of adolescence. They are traversing the dark side of the moon. We will attempt to reestablish radio contact when they emerge.